from being ignut, to down right stupid! Don't come round yeah wid dat ignut nonsense. Take dat "hoodoo" and put it whur duh sun don't shine! ... You ain't been drinking is you? Did you fall and hit yo' head? ... Pleeze tell me you ain't dat dumb!? Dat gullible? Hmmmmmmmmmmm ... Has you eva' read a book? You thank duh good LAWD sent you to dis earf to stay ignut?! .... If GAWD didn't want you to read the Bible ... what did He have it writ fah? He had it writ out fah you dummy! ... Read if fah yo'sef then you will know fah yo'sef what it say! ... Well be lazy ... don't read it ... go 'head and rot in hell wid dem other illiterate no-reading all-sinning imps! ... Go 'head! I ain't got breath to waste on you. (Startled pause) Bye! (Screened door slams shut)
Excerpt taken from the The JR Walters Chronicles.
Copyright February 4, 2014 All rights reserved.
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