There he was guilty as sin trying to act as pure as the Virgin Mary. Ole Sambo stood there, tall handsome and sturdy , every beautiful black muscle rippling under that jet black velvety flesh.
The fact is Sambo wasn't old at all. Ole Massa bought himself a new n***** named Sambo and he refused to answer to his new name Jupiter. Said his missus had taught him to write it and he didn't believe he had enough since to learn to spell another. So he became New Sambo and Sambo , Ole Sambo.
Ole Massa didn't trust Ole Sambo at all. Every time Ole Sambo was around something came up missing. I mean big stuff, gold watches, ivory pipes, new leather boots, not just chickens and watermelons. No matter what, no matter how much Ole Massa throughly investigated he could not catch Ole Sambo. He vowed to get him though. Ole Massa just knew he was bound to catch Ole Sambo one day. There was no way any slave, his property, any worthless soulless coon could outwit or out think him.
Finally! Ole Sudie, the slave snitch , went and told Ole Massa that Ole Sambo "done stole and ete up massa's prize ham dat was locked up in duh smoke house!"
So there they were , all the slaves were called to the portico. Had to stand at attention as Sudie ratted on Ole Sambo.
"Stealing!!! How dass you! I will beat duh black off you! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Ahhh-Ahhh- "
"Master sir! If fen you pleeze ! You know you is a wise master and not easily led astray by some toothless worthless n **** lak dis heah Sudie! You knows I loves you and ain't never been nuttin but loyal to you! YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVAH BE FOOL ENUF TO STEAL FROM SUCH A FINE BRILLIANT MAGNANIMOUS MASSA QUALITY WHITE MAN SUCH AS YO'Sef!
(Ole Sambo screamed that so loud and fast he lost his breath.)
I'm gonna beat you anyway n****! (I got to show dese savages who duh real Massa is, who duh smartest , who superior .)
"Massa I's blong to You! Duh ham blong to You! ... I eats duh ham. ...duh ham in me! So how is I stealing?"
Ole Massa looked rather stunned, incredulous ... Then scratched his head; " Git otta heah n *****! "
*********************************************************************************Excerpt from The JR WALTERS Chronicles
Copyright January 22 , 2014. All rights reserved
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