Take dis bitter cup LAWD!
NOoooooooooooooooooooo! Dat fool! won't dat big a fool!? Hep us LAWD! COME JESUS!"
When Ah fount'out my own MAMA wuz rootin' Me! Duh fool dun rooted all of us! Nappy head nigga! I plum fainted! I fell out! I melted … you cudda mopped me up…you cudda scooped me up in yo' hand chile!
She aint had no reason to act lak dat! Jest a damn ignut ass nigga fool! A straight imp fuh satan!
Well she ded ni! LAWD … you know Ah don't mean no harm, but I is glad! Jest as happy as Ah ken be!
Ah ain't eben mad wid you GAWD. He know whut He doin'. Plus He saved me from dat imp! I do wish I had whipped her ass at least once. Jest fuh good measure.
She ain't had no business killing my granddaddy. Dat wuz jest wrong. I don't know hi she cud do it? I don't know hi anybody ken be dat mean? I don't know hi anybody ken smash ugh puppy or burn people either.
That 'ho was nasty. LAWD, I ain't trying to complain, but Ah believe one uhg dem nukkas is enuf! Don't send no mo' of dem heifers heah if you ken hep it., pleze suh, sweet Jesus!
[Excerpt from THE JR WALTERS CHRONICLES January 2, 2014 All rights reserved.]
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