BEAMING! Enjoying, savoring another Awesome, GOD Blessed Day!
***Joke # 999,999,669
Me: Dear LORD, I want a husband, send me a HUSBAND!
Not too many days after "marrying" what I thought was my "GOD sent" husband, I was on the line complaining to GOD, again.
"Dear GOD! He is Ignorant! He has to be the dumbest person on planet Earth! He can't Read! Is functionally ILLITERATE! He is so dumb, he thinks his ability to call words , is enough, that he has true "intellect".
GOD, this slut has zero desire to improve himself, this lying, immoral whore, demands that I shrink myself, become something lower than his bottom feeding, deplorable stank ass.
GOD! He is Immoral! He is a pathological LIAR! He is a thief! He is Rude! Lazy! Sadistic! Sneaky! Vile! LORD, he is a closet homosexual , STILL DEMANDING THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD KEEP HIS "SECRET"!
GOD: "Well...you should have been more specific..... All you said was, "send you a husband" . You got a beautiful baby out of the whole experience...move on to bigger and better things.
Me: Thank You LORD! I Rejoice!
BEAMING!!!
***THE GWEN DOSTER DIARIES***
Wednesday, September 23, 20/20
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