"Did you hear the one about the...

ugly one eyed woman? It seems there was this real ugly one eyed woman.  She was hideously ugly, only had one good eye and it ran all the time.  She had a lot of missing teeth and she was jet black with short nappy hair.  No body in her little town liked her.  She wasn't educated and it was hard for her to find a job.  The poor thing lived in a little shack near the railroad tracks.

One night the tallest, handsomest, richest man in the town got drunk and in his drunken stupor he took that ugly woman.  It wasn't long before that ugly woman had the prettiest baby you ever saw.

It didn't matter, everyone still hated her, felt they were better than she was.

Some how that ugly woman was able to take good care of that pretty baby.  They bonded and loved each other.  That pretty baby turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to that ugly woman.

Not only was the baby pretty, she was smart too, won a scholarship to college.  Went on to become a lawyer. As a matter of fact, it was at her graduation from law school that one of her high class friends allowed; "Who is that hideously ugly woman?...I sure feel sorry for the person that has to claim her as their mother!"

Now do know this story has two endings.

Ending #1.  The pretty little now lawyer girl stood up for her mother.  Screamed; "How dare you?"  Took her mother home and took good care of her mother.  She became a very prosperous lawyer, made a lot of money.  She had so much money she bought her mother some teeth, got her eye fixed.  It turned out her mother wasn't ugly at all, just needed a make over.  They lived happily ever after.

Ending #2.  The pretty little girl was ashamed of her mother.  Told her mother that there wasn't going to be a  reception and put her mother on a slow bus back to Georgia.  The pretty little girl became a very famous rich lawyer.   She represented the beautiful, rich and famous.  The pretty little girl was never happy, couldn't find any friends.  The old ugly one eyed woman got hit by a train one night.  Seems she got drunk and fell  on the railroad track by her little shack of a house.  Seems she really died of a broken heart because she really loved her very pretty smart daughter.

Your turn, vote for the ending you like the best.  (leave a comment)

To GOD be the Glory!