"Who IS you!?";

her FB post began.  I chuckled to myself; "First of all. I am someone that knows a little more grammar than you do."  I understood her plight.  Discovering someone one fed up and finally talking.  An abused child of GOD that refused to be covertly held by her tormentor , a person coming to from a self induced coma , an intelligent being that refused to be scorned, picked on and lied on any longer.  I am an old woman! Why am I letting my elderly mother torment me on the sly!?

When I came to myself I was outraged! It took me becoming a mother myself to finally recognize how badly I had been mistreated for my entire life by my evil demonic  "closeted"mother.

(You stanking whore! Why didn't you just leave!? Disappear for good!? No body was ever going to miss you! Is that why you stayed around? Did you really enjoy being a menace, a spoiler , a secret witch doctor!? Really!? N***** pleeesssseeeeeessssssssssss! If you don't crawl yo' stanking ass back to hell you bedder! Are you crazy!? Have you completely lost your f*****ing mind!?")

I thought about you today Mathy Jane, wrote a joke, want to hear it? "Here it go!"

I was rolling this morning trying to image my mother living during Jesus' time on earth.  It would have gone something like this;

"Who dat!? Dat black a** n***** dat live down dere in duh 'hood?, in "Cake Fair cout'!…dat ashy ass, stray ass n****!    I know dat n****!     Dat homeless ass n***** ain't s****!   Hiz daddy had to marry hiz mama!     … dat b***** won't no virgin!     You bleves anything you hear!   …. s***!       Dat 'ho wuz giving way p****  out both draw legs when Moses wuz a boy! …. come from a long line of hoes. some of duh best hoes dey is or eva' wuz!   Coast ni,    I ain't nevah hoed nun wid hur.  I jest hurd 'bout it.  Daddy wuz no'count too!   Take fo'eva to finish a project and wuz sho' gon' overcharge you!


Dat n**** ain't healed nobody Chile!.   …  Dat n**** cud already see!    And dat multitude He feed, He got um high on dem "weeds" dey was sitting in and made 'um thank dey wuz full….    Yea dat n**** got game chile!    …. walking 'round here, getting in peoples bizness 'bout who dey sleeping wid….ain't none of His business!  Got crucified! Good 'nuff fa' Him! Dat'll learn Him!

Dat Lazrus was sleep! Eva'body know dat n**** didn't do nutting' but drink wine all day and sleep. N***** make me sick always spreading lies.

S***! I don't want no man dat ain't got no money! and ain't got no ride! I'm talking' 'bout a gold chariot! gul! …one wid'rims, spinners. six snow white horses with solid gold blinders and reins!  And I wont a hunnard fine ass, built ass, tall ass Mandingo muthaf******* n******  marching out in front of my chariot,  carrying gold staffs , to let duh world know I'm coming. Here I IS Chile! Wont't it be grand!?When people see me coming dey bedder step aside!

Can't no po' broke ass n***** tell me nuttin' …. bedder git out duh way! satan promised me another Cadillac!"

After reading this over I recognize that it is entertaining but unfortunately every word is true.  Don't be ignorant and hateful your whole lives children.  Give Jesus a "little piece of your heart"  Praise the LORD!

[Excerpt from The JR WALTERS Chronicles     August 14, 2014  All rights reserved.]