Please do not read this post

I am just venting! I am not a racist! I do NOT see color.  The fact this muthafucker was blue black is merely a coincidence.  So, my car is filthy with smog, dust, dirt.  I finally get enough energy to wash it. I take it to one of the  Care Centers in the complex.  For some reason there is yellow crime scene tape surrounding it.  So,  I drive to the other.  There is a car in the washing bay with a dry car.  This swoll buffed tar baby is buffing his car  to a high shine.  His tires and rims are on point.  So,  I drive around the complex, come back  and park next to the vacuum machine.  I wait and I wait.  I roll my windows down because it is hot.  My music is on, several of my favorites play.  So, finally I get out of my car and approach this man very tenderly ,  gingerly and explain my situation, that I only want to rinse my dirty car off.

True to form, this nigger acts the "nigger" . That he  "won't going no 'whur 'til he finished buffing his car!"  He didn't care if this was the only place I could wash my car , that he wasn't moving.  So, I left.  This nigger is obviously ignorant. This BMW defines him.  I can't resist.  It is the "nigger"  in me; "Sir, it is just a car!" "What do you mean!?"  "Sir, it is just a car.  You can buff it all you please, it is still a car."

I know it is not color, it is spiritual.  No,  it did not help that this imp is blue black.  But, this too shall pass.  My car can go another day unwashed.