"You might be an imp if..."

Jeff Foxworthy launched his celebrity status with his satirical examination of southern white culture; "You might be a Redneck..." I have an equivalent; "You might be an imp if..." First of all let me give you my definition of an imp.

An imp is a low level demon. The scum of demons. Something so low upper level devils would never associate with. An imp is the mangy cur of all demons. A crumb snatcher from the "oppressor's" table, a wicked little demonic hater. An imp is broke, he has no real money. He is broke because he serves Satan for free, for nothing. You've heard of people selling their souls to the devil for fame or fortune. Not an imp. An imp kisses the devil's a** for nothing. The little vermin does it just for the privilege, for bragging rights. "You know that job interview she bragged to me about, I called "The Man" and told all kinds of lies he-he. No , chile dat ain't de wuse part. When de dummy came to me crying I laughed and told hur it wuz 'cause she wuz too dark. I tole hur; 'Maybe its 'cuze you ain't yalla like me. he-he'"

I am sorry people that is just how sorry and dishonest an imp really is. As "they" say; "It is what it is."

You might be an imp if you can't recognize boundaries. When it comes to lust everyone is fair game regardless of age,gender, kinship or sometimes species.

You might be an imp if you never had the discipline to earn a college degree yourself but you found the strength and fortitude to study every book on the occult and witchcraft. And then were low enough to practice your art on your own family members!

You might be an imp if you think putting on clerical garb and deliberately misinterpreting the Bible for your own gain makes you a preacher.

The saddest thing about an imp is that you can't help him. No amount of wisdom, admonishment, the Holy Bible, nothing, not one single intelligent idea can reach his brain.

An imp is the Devil's guard dog. Entrenched in a mud hole under the Devil's mansion the imp snaps and barks and prevents any one good or any one trying to escape the hell the masses are mired in.

Oh yes children, imps are real. Imps shun knowledge while they try to play god. Imps feel it is their appointed duty to lead astray, destroy, lie, to do what ever it takes to stay on top of that dung hill they call the best life.

It is a sorry fact, we can't do anything about or with imps. The best I can tell you is to do what Jesus told you; "Shun the very presence of evil."

Be a BlessING and be richly blessed. "Keep yourself up much as you can." Remember, "Apart from Christ you are nothing."

Much Love, Peace and Happiness,
Rachel
P.S. Trust GOD. He will fix it.