I get it now

My grandfather just didn't have the heart to tell me.  He did not possess the words.  How do you tell your granddaughter that your only daughter is some kind of freak?  How do you admit it to yourself?  No one has ever encountered a human being so evil, vile, calculating, malicious, jealous, envious, promiscuous, hateful, angry, lustful, and  carnal as my birth mother.

Yes LORD, I fully understand why Martha hated herself.  How could she ever admit to being so foul?

My grandfather was the first dry comedienne I ever met.  He was hilarious.  He was as serious as a heart attack but, he was always right.

I was all happy about integration and the state of race relations in the late sixties. My grandfather scoffed; "The white ma ain't 'gon nevah change  …he'll jest change hiz tactics."  Granddaddy I am sixty-five still waiting on that justice, freedom and equality.  The muthfuckers only gave us a little bit and now their asses are lining up to that that back!  I be damn! "You got to bring some ass to get some ass!"

Evil can not win but, it can make you see the light.  ameriKKKa, ameriKKKa, how dare you! Our next FLOTUS is a strumpet! a porn star!  worse, help me Holy Ghost, she was put there by people that claim you can't masturbate, that you can NOT touch yourself!  What the fuck!? Who is that dumb? That same book says that women should keep quiet in the church, should not say shit.  Should not wear gold in her hair.  It says that we can not eat pork!

If these modern day Christians are anything like those students I taught for thirty years, ninety -nine percent have never read the book and ninety-eight percent never will.  You call tell people anything and if you put GOD in front of it or behind it , they will believe it.  I swear  if trump wanted to really fuck with us,  he would can and sell horse shit, swear by it's medicinal properties and the same people that voted for him would buy it.  Not only buy it, brag about it.

Sex is reserved for marriage the Evangelicals scream but , they refuse to let certain people marry.  "Conversion therapy "! Why don't you try some conversion therapy! Convert your racist ass into a Christ lover!