"They say"

The world population is close to eight billion "they say".  

"They",  who is "they"?   I'm  not so sure of "they" but,  I  sure  know her, she, it, that abomination,  that demon possessed woman our grandfather never came out and shared his knowledge of.  Sure, he hinted,  always telling us to not make any sudden moves while our heads were in the lion's mouth.  The "lion's mouth" being my mother of course.

That is pretty awesome when a good Christian knows to "let you let,  until you be taken out".   When a good Christian knows in his heart that all of your evil will come to naught and that you will be fully exposed one day.

It is true, I know it for myself.  I am a witness.  I was her doorkeeper.  It was hilarious, it was like a play , a high school production.  Mathy put on her regala, head wraps and flowing costumes, affected a false foreign language, blabbed her own homemade incantations, part gibberish, part homemade Spanish.

We howled counting my mother's ill gotten loot when her "clients" left in search of more money to be sacrificed by the great and powerful Madame Watson.    Dummies thoroughly convinced only she, only her magic dust could save them.    We laughed, I understood.  My mother explained  ; "Shit! a nigga got tuh do what a nigga gotta do!"   And if it involved fleecing a dumb gullible nigger, so what?  Nigger should have know better.  "Do unto others befo' they do unto you!"

My mother always taught us that honesty was some bullshit, that GOD was much too slow.  I'm glad I didn't listen to her.

Praise the LORD!