Epiphany!

Hilarious! My mother always complained that GOD was too slow. She meant it. She was hilarious!  As a matter of fact I hail from one of the funniest families on earth.

To this day.  Follow any one in my family around with a camera and you have an instant sitcom.  The only people that would not like it are people that do not curse profusely.

I do not have a problem with you not cursing, so you should not have a problem with my filthy mouth. "I got it from my mama."  I know that is no excuse.  It is a habit.  But there is nothing wrong with it!

I can't believe the stupidity of some people!  When GOD commanded us to NOT curse, He is not telling us to watch our language, dumb ass!   He is telling us not to wish our ill will on people!

I know GOD is some where shaking His head; "I can't believe I created these dumb muthaf******! Shit! satan com'er1 Come git dese dumb ass niggers! Shit!  I hate I wasted my time!  Sunt my son down 'dere! Dem niggers toe his ass up with dispatch!  Cudden stand to see nobody smarter than 'dem.

Dey the same way today!   Shit! Dey  calling me slow!  IT HAS BEEN OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS!  Ya'll still don't git it.  He told you to LOVE YE ONE ANOTHER AS I HAVE LOVED YOU!

 I ain't told yo' fast ass nuttin' 'bout messin' wid gays, men being the head of the house. and eva' other thang you cud add on.  Nun of that.  That's ya'll. That's you smart ass …  hypocritical, lying ass, half pimp ass, reaching for the money,  preachers trying to form gawd in man's' own image."

One good thing about having a mother like mine, I no longer give a shit.  I am unique, know it and love it.  I "Home Church".  Don't get me wrong.  I love the church.  But, I love the LORD more.   There are a few things we are going to have to fix in the church.   Far too many churches are segregated and  are serious businesses or industries instead of hospitals for the soul.  Money and greed have creept  into too many houses of GOD.

And there are far too many preachers that don't know the WORD or live the life.  Far too many parishioners accept that double standard.  And too many of us attend church for entertainment and a "feel good moment."

Change! Churches, pastors, and all parishioners must seek to change, to love the LORD, to love one another.

[Excerpt from THE JR WALTERS CHRONICLES   December 11, 2014  All rights reserved.]