I don't know whut's wrong wid some people...

Sit up in church all day, eva' Sunday and don't blieve a wurd GAWD say.  He said He wanted you to have life and tuh  have it mo' abundantly.  So why is you strugglin'? Stealing hamburgers and buns off yo' job? Trying tuh hustle, trying to deal aluddle weed.  All you wimmens sell aluddle pun tang when times get hard and seem lak times is always hard.

GAWD gave you Holy Ghost Power fool! All you gots to do is ass him?  You aint got to go to no passer, no priest, no signifying deacon or deaconess.  Go yo'sef! by up'sef.  "Tell Him all 'bout yo' troubles."  He'll answer! I swur!

If you got doubt, dat yo' fault.  Whut you sitting up in duh church fuh if you really don't haf believe it?  What you mean duh Bible boring and you ain't got time to read hit?   You got time to die… tuh die and go tuh hell fuh ETERNITY!  You might be dumb as a rock but even you gots sense enuf to know ETERNITY is a long ass time.

You round yeah looking fuh' a hook up.  GAWD, I tithed and went tuh church eva' Sunday, went to (Bible study some time too)  Ni, gimme sump tin' fuh being good!

"Study to show yourself approved"; whut dat mean? If you can't trust duh people in duh church, who can you trust?

Why don't GAWD jest give us duh answers lak dey doin' in dese school houses?

  "I'm tied, I'm bored, I'm yalla, I'm white, I'm rich, I'm spoiled, I'm a liar, I'm a thief, I'm a great athlete, I'm NOT a future menace to society I AM ONE!  I have ADHD. I am BD or ED .  The Federal government gave me every excuse in the world to act the fool.  Now, give me my MONEY! Somebody better support me! You idiot leaders keep scratching your heads.   You phony lying exploitive "leaders"  keep leading marches in order to up your per diem.  Say anything, don't worry, they don't read, remember or think critically.  Keep promoting people more incompetent than the last.  America is paying and will pay dearly for this generation of you owe me vipers."

Chile! Don't pay dat ole slick, slimy, serpent satan no tention! he ignut! He ignut and no mannus! Nukker ain't got a bit a mannus.  he a blow fly, lay his eggs and move on, laying some mo'.

Truly the best education any one can ever receive is one they want.  One they yearn for and earn by true scholarship.

I am not worried.  I am patient.  I know that satan lost and lost big time.

[Excerpt from THE JR WALTERS CHRONICLES   December 10, 2014  All rights reserved.]