Hi 'bout dis ***** ...

'gon deliberately vex me! Molest me!  Brand me!  Burn me!  Starve me!  Rape me!  Enslave me!  Beat me!  Oppress me!  Suppress me! Root Work me!  Sabotage me!  Lie on me!  Lie about me!  Set me up for sure death!  Secretly hate me for 62 years and demand that I keep my;  "******* mouf shut!" and she dead now!  From the *******grave,  now!

Dear LORD! I had no idea most people in my family were so *******stupid!