Notes from a dysfunctional family

If you don't want to cry, I suggest you learn to laugh.  Or as my mother always told me off camera; "The mo' you cry…the less you piss!"

Joke#18:
My mother had a uncle *Stan, my grandfather's older brother.  My mother claims that her first cousin *Bessie was so mean that she deliberately chopped her brother's toe off with an axe.  I don't low if the story is true or not.  I know the way my mother told us,  had us roaring.

Bessie:"Nigga! move yo'foot!
Brother:"I ain't moving shit!"
Bessie:"Nigga I told you to move yo' fucking foot!"
Brother:"I ain't moving Shitttttttt!"
Bessie:WAAAAAAAAACK! …"I told duh nigga to move hiz foot…dat I wud chop it off! …shitttttttt"

Some cruelty may be warranted, perhaps earned, but evil is still evil.

[Excerpt from The JR WALTERS CHRONICLES  March 7, 2015 All rights reserved.]