Solve for Y

I've always hated math.  To this day I still hate the shit.  It is the only class I ever took that ever challenged me. "Solve for Y"  Who the fuck is Y? Why in the fuck would I ever care?

I ain't "solving" shit, sounds too much like fucking work. I'm tired! Yes, I am permanently tired as well as retired.  You vicious muthafuckers stole me from my homeland where I'm sure I was a Princess.  You muthafuckers enslaved us! Just fucked us up and then "let us go free".

Now look at this shit!  You muthafuckers made this mess! Now come clean it up!

Man is the most fucked up muthafucker that ever lived.  You better listen to Jesus and shun the muthafuckers!

These ravenous muthfuckers got you dumb ass muthafuckers solving for Y while they are taking the lion's share of everything.  When are you dumb muthafuckers going to ever wake up!?

Like I said, I ain't "solving" shit.  I'm not thinking! I will follow the blind, the cripple, the crazy.  I can't think, I can't pay my bills but , my pastor is worth one hundred and sixty-seven million dollars!  He has the secret to wealth building.  If I keep attending his church and tithing as he has commanded me too I will become wealthy myself one day.

"Come Jesus"