It is thu truff!

I swur fo'GAWD ah ain't lying! She wuz mad wid me FO'ASTIN'HUR'BOUT MY MO-LESS-STAY-SHUN!  THIS STANKING LOW 'HO SPENT HUR WHOLE LIFE DELIBERATELY MAKING EVERY LIFE SHE ENCOUNT-TURD MISERABLE!

That is Not the wurse part … dat demon laden woman, demanded dat we kiss hur asszzz!

You don'say! …Auhdon'bitmo'blieveyou! dan nuttin'!  Ain't no way noooooooobodyyyyyyyyyy ken be'dat evil!,   Not and PREACH!  

Well I'm a liven' witness!

Hi in duh wurld somebody git dat evil!?

WITCHCRAFT!

Hur daddy tole'hur tuh leave dat mess alone …she wuz always hardheaded!

Wayward!

Caught just the same, caught just the same.