"What am seen"

"Naw life anit fair but it sho' is fun.  You got tuh know yersef' though.  Day iz sum vipers out heah!  Ain't got no manners.  Don't leave'um 'round yo'chullun! Nevah!  At no time!  Not if  they be kin, specially if they be kin or sum kinda "step" daddy.   Keep yo'eyeballs on'um.  Whur dey at!? In duh Chuuuurch chile!   If you go tuh a church dat won't tell'you,  you aint in no real chuuuurch.  You jest playin' chuuuurch!    You bedder pay'ttention!  And teach yo'chile , yo'churin'tuh not let nobody touch dey germars.

I wuz two and my granddaddy taught me;" Heah, take dis rag and wash yer germars yo'sef…dem yo'germars and ain't nobody got no bitness touching them,  but you."

Praise GAWD Almighty!  I keep tryin' tuh tell you!

duh debil tol'me tuh shut up, I tol'dat no manmus mutha******* to shut dhu ****up! and I kicked duh simple lying azz mutha******* in hur mutha******** azz!

I sho'did!

PTL!

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