Irma Thomas-(You Can Have My Husband But Please)

Dear LORD, help us!  Save us from ourselves.  Poor lost, blind, dumb sheep.  Fakes and pretenders.

I am still aghast  , actually in some form of a  latent state of shock.    If anything, I always  believed my mother was brutally honest.    Her bedroom door was a revolving door. It didn't seem to bother her.  As a matter of fact she loudly declared; "When the cat is away, it's time to play ... he-he-he-he-he" "It's a po'rat ain't got but one hole, he-he-he-he-he") 

She never hid her proclivity to "sell a luddle *****" from me.  It was like a little whime.    Plus Martha told me that she hated men so much that giving them anything for "free" was not in her vocabulary.

Even my granddaddy advised his cure for impotence ; "A new woman…and buy her sump'tin'".  Granddaddy was a true Southern gentleman and demanded that all my "suitors" be the same.

Why didn't I notice that when I became of "courting" age?    Suddenly, Martha became  pig nasty in her housekeeping.  Our bathroom smelled like a bus station.  I could not keep up with the filth!  I gave up!    I did the best I could and just talked you to death on the phone.

I do believe the Internet will bring and end to a few such demons.  Demon possession is real!  You don't believe me!  I "D-double-dog-dare-you" to do what Mathy did!    Go down on a murdered man's grave at midnight, collecting "dust" in the name of the "Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost".

You would not dare be that ignorant would you?    Well guess what?  Some people are that ignorant.  Functional illiteracy, extreme ignorance and demon possession,  do not mix well.  That is why it is imperative that we PRAY!

Yes, there is a GOD, He does pay attention.  He does make intercession.  HE DOES SET THE CAPTIVES FREE!

PTL!

I press on ...