"Impossible! you say!"

Mr. and Mrs. Know-it-all.  "I nevah heard of such!  There is no way!"  Well I came to tell you, everyone wasn't "blessed" with the mild milk toast "normal" life you were.  Some of us are born to lose, to suffer.  I don't know why!  I guess it's called fate, or just your hard a** luck.  No, you don't know!  "You wudden dere.  I wuz."  No GOD didn't forsake me. He was right there protecting me.  No, trust me that evil clown intended to do far worse.  Where is she now?  Somewhere trying to wedge her "stanking" a** up under a rock I hope.